The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.

Mark Twain

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

Mark Twain

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear. 

Mark Twain

Methuselah lived to be 969 years old . You boys and girls will see more in the next fifty years than Methuselah saw in his whole lifetime.

Mark Twain

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

Mark Twain

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

Mark Twain

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

Mark Twain